Thursday, June 12, 2008

Favorite Movie Lines

From Brain Candy, regarding a popular new head-med, spoken by a cabbie with an Armenian accent: "You know, it's made from monkey cum."
Also from Brain Candy: "Where's your father?" "Upstairs masturbating to gay porn again."

From The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. A transvestite is petting a codger's dog. "What's your dog's name?" "Herpes, 'cause if she's good, she'll heel."


Melliferous Pants said...

I need to see Brain Candy!

Lisa said...

I've never heard of 'Brain Candy'. Is it new?

Mama's Losin' It said...

Did I mention I taught high school English for a year?? Dilemma. D-I-L-E-M-M-A. Dilemma.

...does this mean you're not voting for me?? ;)