Tuesday Observations

• There are a lot of women in Southern California that dress like strippers. That's assuming they're not all strippers, they just dress that way.
• Maybe it's just me, but I don't think gray-haired grannies should wear toe rings. It looks weird, and their feet aren't usually pretty.
• To a cat, nasturtiums on a balcony are hummingbird lures.
• I hate when I'm having a good dream, like playing with a group of kids at a water park, only to wake up having to pee really badly.
• The more stressed I am, the more my job suffers and the more I'm inclined to fuck around.