Friday, August 1, 2008

Friday Snarkfest

I am SO glad it's Friday! This week felt about ten days long. I'm feeling snarky and thought I'd share.

Don't stand in my office and complain about how you can't lose weight while sucking down your 1,000 calorie "morning coffee." That thing isn't a cup of coffee, or even a full-fat latte (or two), it's a fucking caffeinated MILKSHAKE!

Please, please, do not try to talk politics unless you really want my honest opinion. As much as I might want to, I will not smile and nod just to get you to shut up, and it's rude to discuss touchy subjects in a business relationship. Don't get offended and whiny when I say I won't talk about it; my boss will totally back me up on this. And to answer your questions, yes, I do think Obama has enough experience to be president, and yes, I also think that McCain has anger management issues.

3 comments:

Lisa said...

Did you hear about McCain calling his wife the C-word in front of reporters?

ALF said...

Right on.

Found your site from dooce - just wanted to say hi.

Melliferous Pants said...

Utah would make you want to kick everyone you meet in the baby maker...at least that's what it does to me.