- Staying up waaay too late watching TV.
- Said TV consists of Ninja Warrior, Skins and Unbeatable Banzuke. (I don't think the target demographic for any of these shows is working women over thirty.)
- Sitting for hours in front my computer, watching videos on YouTube and searching for music.
- Eating mostly crap, including frozen dinners, Reser's Potato Salad, week-old pizza, chips, and drinking margaritas straight from the bottle. (I haven't started guzzling Mountain Dew yet, but if my computer time keeps going up, I probably will.)
- Sleeping on sheets that haven't been washed in a month.
- Texting with a cute girl who wanted to know how I am and what I'm doing.
- And, tonight I had to remind myself three times that the trash needed to go out! Sheesh, kids these days.
Of course, if I were really turning into a teenage boy, then I would probably be watching a lot more porn, and playing with my breasts.
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Apparently, I am also turning into a teenage boy.
Until you find yourself playing video games with one hand down your pants, you are OK I think.
I stay up late watching stuff on YouTube and drink Mountain Dew.
I can't really comment on your taste in TV because that IS bizarre. All in all it sounds like you have been left to your own devices. My only advice to to seek interventions if you feel the urge to buy ferrets.. THAT would be bad.
Can we also add your affinity for suicidegirls? I'm just sayin'.
I've always said I was a 13 year old boy trapped in a woman's body.
I giggle too hard at toilet humor.
Way too hard.
Are you on a vacation or something...or just freshly alone? So what...have a break. Make it a long one.
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i remember when i was a little teenage boy. I so wished i had the internet and a pair of breasts to play with like you do :D
How come not all little boys have breasts??
so not fair.
I guess I'm also turning into a teen boy! Do you walk around with your pants below your butt and drag your feet, if so, then you start to worry a little.
At least you're no turning into an old bitchy lady. I have periodic episodes where I become obsessed with watching Judge Judy clips on You Tube. Scary stuff.
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